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A Twist on Twist

November 20th, 2008 | by Dave
Posted In: Comics
A Twist on Twist

I know… two Detroit 3 comics in a row, but it’s important and it’s happening now, so there it is.

I’m sure that this effort currently being debated will fail, but I’m also pretty sure that once it does, we’ll see an Economic Stimulus loan package being provided to the automotive manufacturers. There are a lot of jobs on the line, and letting them fail is a big risk. I still think that letting the incompetent fail to make room for someone else is a good thing, but I’m also a realist. One way or another, we’ll all be writing a check to Detroit.

Now, these are, of course, loans, so I do hope that they at least have the good sense to write a good contract.

  1. The loans must carry a reasonable interest rate. Nothing so high as to break there backs, but at least enough to make it worth our investment.
  2. The loans must require limits on executive compensation and retirement packages until the loans are paid back. Don’t get me wrong, I’m perfectly open to *profit* sharing, but if the company isn’t performing, don’t expect to live in luxury on my dime.
  3. The loans must require a shift to reliable, fuel efficient vehicles. The world will always need big trucks, vans, etc. But they need to focus on vehicles that will sell!

Of course it isn’t all management’s fault. The workers and the unions will have to make a few concessions. I’m not going to attack there union here (I have no desire to be whacked, after all), but if the unions want guaranteed pay, benefits and jobs for the workers, then they need to focus on putting quality first. No more spark plugs installed without setting gaps, no more missing gaskets and no more engines assembled with cracked heads. (And that’s only been *my* new car buying experience.) The industry can no longer afford an "If in doubt, ship it anyway" attitude. A job is either done right or wrong. If you do a poor job, expect to be treated accordingly.

In any case, I’d like to replace my Jeep but since all of my money seems to be tagged to bailout the banks and Detroit, I guess it’ll just have to wait…

└ Tags: Detroit 3
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Sometimes If You Love Them, You Have to Say ‘No’

November 18th, 2008 | by Dave
Posted In: Comics
Sometimes If You Love Them, You Have to Say ‘No’

As Americans, we live in a car culture. We love our cars, we depend upon them, and some folks are even defined by them. Anyone who says they can’t make a profit selling cars to Americans simply isn’t trying very hard.

In a world with a finite oil supply, giant gas guzzlers aren’t eternally popular. Who could have possible foreseen that, eh? The Big Three whine incessantly that they can’t make a profit selling small, fuel efficient cars. Odd. Other companies seem to. And it’s not like they’re selling the cars cheaply. Have you priced a Camry or Accord, recently. They aren’t cheap. But they *are* reliable, and they get great gas mileage. Perhaps the Detroit Three should try producing reliable, efficient cars for a change?!?

I have absolutely no sympathy for GM, of course. They could have owned the US auto market. Had they continued to develop the EV1 line along with their SUVs, I’m sure they’d have a very profitable electric and hybrid division by now. Instead, they tanked the EV1 in order to maintain the status quo. Good work, guys!

I realize that it is a very unpopular view here in Michigan, but if the big three are going to fail, perhaps it’s time we let them? Americans will always need cars, and I suspect some innovative folks will step in to fill that need. In the long term that may be the best answer. It’s just a shame the number of workers that are going to have to suffer due to the short-sightedness of the American Auto Manufacturers.

└ Tags: Big Three
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Think Before You Press

November 16th, 2008 | by Dave
Posted In: Comics
Think Before You Press

I guess this is just the sort of thing that you have to deal with when you’re in charge of a group of people. In this case, I have to mail people in the Penguicon group (where I’m in charge of the webcomic panels) and the AABTS One Helluva Ride group (where I’m in charge of the event). What bugs me most is that I opened the email as follows:

This email is going out to the entire group. When responding to my questions, please use the Reply button and *not* the Reply All.

Of course, as you can imagine, folks went straight for the ‘Reply All’. When will they learn?

When will they learn…

└ Tags: reply, reply all
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Does Anyone Still Remember?

November 13th, 2008 | by Dave
Posted In: Comics
Does Anyone Still Remember?

Seriously, though? What happened to Hillary Duff, and why have we had Hannah Montana foisted upon us?!? That just ain’t right!

└ Tags: hannah montana
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Tales of Teenage Fanaticism!

November 11th, 2008 | by Dave
Posted In: Comics
Tales of Teenage Fanaticism!

“Yes, Brittany. We’ll stop by the store and pick up your copy of Tales this evening.”

“No, Brittany, you have to do your homework first!”

“Yes, Brittany. You DO have to stop for dinner…”

“That’s enough! It’s bedtime! Turn the bloody game OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!“

└ Tags: fourth wall, tales of symphonia
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Perhaps a Little Too Well Fortified…

November 9th, 2008 | by Dave
Posted In: Comics
Perhaps a Little Too Well Fortified…

So, Soy Joy hasn’t gone quite this far in their commercials yet, but I’m sure it’s coming. This is, after all, the only logical direction for them. Don’t you think?

Clearly, Brittany wasn’t available to produce today’s sketch. It wasn’t her fault, though, as I’ve had a major case of writer’s block this week. Chalk it up to restless sleep, I suppose. In any case, the mind kept wandering back to those ridiculous Soy Joy commercials which are almost as bad as the $5 Subway commercials. It feels good to have gotten it out of my brain!

└ Tags: soy joy
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Earthquake?

November 6th, 2008 | by Dave
Posted In: Comics
Earthquake?

I have to wonder how many divorces have occurred because one spouse or the other is a chronic snorer?

Listen, I need you guys to do me a favor. After twenty years of marriage, Laurie has decided that she can’t sleep through my nightly snore symphony. So… if I should disappear sometime without word, could you send someone over to collect the body?

I can’t really blame her though. You know that stereotype about ‘Mouth-breathin’ Midwesterners’? Well, any IQ-snarkiness aside, that’s me. My nose has always been breathing-optional, so I get most of my oxygen orally. Sadly this means that I can’t wear any mouth guards to reduce the tendency to snore. Couple this with a slight velopharyngeal insufficiency, and it’s amazing she hasn’t killed me in my sleep yet. That’s the power of love, baby!

└ Tags: Saint Laurie, snoring
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Vote!

November 4th, 2008 | by Dave
Posted In: Comics
Vote!

For those not in Michigan, Prop 2 is to expand the limits on Stem Cell research here within the state of Michigan. It is an amazingly emotionally-charged issue, and regardless of your opinion. On the anti-prop 2 side, the commercials have become down-right wacky in the last few days stating that support for prop 2 is nothing less than support for walking, talking animal-human hybrids. (I suspect these commercials are having the opposite of the intended effect on the furry crowd.)

In any case, it’s election day. Stand up, speak out and be heard. Cast your vote!

Thank you.

└ Tags: vote
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Youmacon

November 2nd, 2008 | by Dave
Posted In: Comics
Youmacon

Phew… What a weekend. Youmacon has come and gone. Brittany had a blast and I learned a few lessons:

  1. If you are going to an Anime convention, wear a costume. Even if you’re not part of the subculture (Bebop Rules), the native cosplayers will appreciate the effort… even if it’s just a pair of cat ears or a Narutard headband.
  2. Cosplayers have an obsessive need to hug each other. So much so that many were wearing signs advertising ‘free hugs’ or ‘hugs for pizza’. Tread carefully lest ye be glomped!!!
  3. Those showing somewhat more than the legal limit of skin are most likely to be those who really shouldn’t.
  4. Those who could get away with showing somewhat more than the legal limit of skin, most likely won’t, but will likely skirt that limit very closely.
  5. Anime cosplayers are amazingly creative and talented. Awesome costumes!
  6. There’s always a couple smelly guys whose costume seems to involve nothing more than walking around barefoot and talking loudly to anyone who stops moving. This is *not* limited to anime cons.
  7. If you go to a convention for the express purpose of helping someone else out running the Penguicon table, make sure they’ve actually shown up!!! Definitely make sure before dropping $50 bucks on a badge you don’t otherwise need!!!
  8. The Hyatt (any Hyatt) is a terrible place for a convention (any convention). Please world, stop having them there.
  9. A double bed isn’t. It fits *one* adult!
  10. I don’t care how tired you are, leave the hotel rather than eating in the hotel restaurant. There is little or no excuse for a $32 steak, a $30 plate of pasta or a $22 salad bar!
  11. Youmacon is a heck of an event!

It’s good to be home and have full net access again, though.

└ Tags: anime, fan girls, youmacon
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Trick or Treat

October 30th, 2008 | by Dave
Posted In: Comics
Trick or Treat

You’ll have to forgive the poor fellow. It’s a natural reaction. People in the Slightly Off-Topic-o-verse, are not used to seeing so many features and colors on a person. I’m sure he recovered in time to make sure the News Guy didn’t bogart all the Zagnuts. One can hope, anyway! Special thanks to Penny Arcade and PVP for the "costume inspiration".

Being a T/Th/Su comic, this is the last update prior to the holiday, so I’ll wish you a happy Halloween now…or a Blessed All Saints Festival if that is your thing. Have fun, be safe, and don’t set anything on fire in Detroit! Youmacon is this weekend, so we will be popping in to check things out. If you are an anime fan and are attending the convention, perhaps I’ll see you there. I’ll be the guy who looks like me. Brit will be a Mew Mew, Lion Magnus, someone from Persona, Tear and Sasuke. She takes her cosplay quite seriously…

└ Tags: Halloween, Penny Arcade, PVP
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