Greetings!  I get to come home today, so I am very excited… though I have to say there are days when moving through security feels just like this.

As many of you know, Brittany is home for the summer, and while she has no intention of returning to Slightly Off-Topic, she did feel bad about the whole uncooperative laptop thing, so she sent me this image (you can tell she drew it because she always ALWAYS puts the News Guys mic on the wrong side) and asked me to affix some verbiage and post it as Wednesday filler.  She is, as I’ve said in the past, a sweetie.