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		<title>#183 &#8211; Stupid Human Tricks</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[		<p><a href="http://slightlyofftopic.com/comics/183-stupid-human-tricks/"><img src="http://slightlyofftopic.com/comics-rss/2009-04-09cigs.jpg" alt="#183 &#8211; Stupid Human Tricks" title="#183 &#8211; Stupid Human Tricks" /></a></p>The sad thing is that this isn&#8217;t even a particularly rare occurrence. Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I get it. The stress levels are very, very high at the (any) Cancer Center. The doctors and nurses are in a never-ending battle against the disease, and the civilians&#8230; well, they&#8217;re watching their friends and family members struggle [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[		<p><a href="http://slightlyofftopic.com/comics/183-stupid-human-tricks/"><img src="http://slightlyofftopic.com/comics-rss/2009-04-09cigs.jpg" alt="#183 &#8211; Stupid Human Tricks" title="#183 &#8211; Stupid Human Tricks" /></a></p><p>The sad thing is that this isn&#8217;t even a particularly rare occurrence.  Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I get it.  The stress levels are very, very high at the (any) Cancer Center.  The doctors and nurses are in a never-ending battle against the disease, and the civilians&#8230; well, they&#8217;re watching their friends and family members struggle and often die.</p>
<p>So, I understand. I mean &quot;cancer&quot; isn&#8217;t necessarily even a death sentence these days (depends upon the type and stage of the cancer), so maybe folks figure they can get away with the cigarettes. Maybe it won&#8217;t get them. The thing is, though, that while it may not kill you, cancer is always, <em>always</em>, an ugly disease. Believe me, it&#8217;s really not worth it&#8230; put the cigarettes down.</p>
<p>Heck, I&#8217;ll make you a deal. You stop with the cancer sticks, and I&#8217;ll redouble my efforts to shed my many excess pounds. After all, who am I to preach if I&#8217;m a walking heart attack waiting to happen. Deal?</p>
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