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		<title>#234 &#8211; A Yellow Bird</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 15:05:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[		<p><a href="http://slightlyofftopic.com/comics/234-a-yellow-bird/"><img src="http://slightlyofftopic.com/comics-rss/2009-08-20bird.jpg" alt="#234 &#8211; A Yellow Bird" title="#234 &#8211; A Yellow Bird" /></a></p>I actually learned this particular ditty at MYF (Methodist Youth Foundation) winter camp&#8230; that and the pioneer song! I used to love going to the Winter and Summer (weeklong) MYF camps. I&#8217;d always get to bring a friend, and there wasn&#8217;t much in the way of churchiness to it. There&#8217;d always be activities, fresh air, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[		<p><a href="http://slightlyofftopic.com/comics/234-a-yellow-bird/"><img src="http://slightlyofftopic.com/comics-rss/2009-08-20bird.jpg" alt="#234 &#8211; A Yellow Bird" title="#234 &#8211; A Yellow Bird" /></a></p><p>I actually learned this particular ditty at MYF (Methodist Youth Foundation) winter camp&#8230; that and the pioneer song!  I used to love going to the Winter and Summer (weeklong) MYF camps.  I&#8217;d always get to bring a friend, and there wasn&#8217;t much in the way of <em>churchiness</em> to it.  There&#8217;d always be activities, fresh air, some sort of reading (thought-provoking but never from the bible&#8230; we read <em>The Lottery</em> one night) and free time&#8230; lots of free time!</p>
<p>I remember the year we decided to teach the girls to play AD&amp;D&#8230; it did not go well&#8230;</p>
<p>In any case, what is the most bizarre <em>children&#8217;s song</em> that you were taught as a child?</p>
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		<title>Always Use Protection</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 04:01:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[		<p><a href="http://slightlyofftopic.com/comics/always-use-protection/"><img src="http://slightlyofftopic.com/comics-rss/2008-12-18virus.gif" alt="Always Use Protection" title="Always Use Protection" /></a></p>Let&#8217;s pause for a moment for a quick public service announcement: Kids, if your antivirus program tells you that it&#8217;s expired, don&#8217;t wait a month before you tell your parents. It&#8217;s too late at that point. Get the help you need. Your parents will understand. So, yes, Brit let her antivirus on her laptop sit [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Kids, if your antivirus program tells you that it&#8217;s expired, don&#8217;t wait a month before you tell your parents. It&#8217;s too late at that point. Get the help you need. Your parents will understand.</strong></p>
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<p>So, yes, Brit let her antivirus on her laptop sit expired for at least a month before mentioning. Unfortunately, the reason she finally mentioned it was because she had let her friend use it to check his email earlier that day and <em><strong>WHAM</strong></em> that was all she wrote. Three different trojans and a root kit! Impressive, really. Happily, she had all of her important files backed up, so I just wiped the drive, installed <a href="http://slightlyofftopic.com/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?url=aHR0cDovL29wZW5zdXNlLm9yZw==" target=\"_blank\">OpenSuSE</a> to ensure the last remnant of win-viruses were gone and then put XP back on. I would have left linux on there, but she uses the laptop for photoshop&#8230; such is life.</p>
<p>We&#8217;ve had (another) long talk about letting other kids use her computer and being more responsible about the maintenance. We&#8217;ll see how it goes this time&#8230;</p>
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