This is probably a bit snarkier than necessary considering that my entire life can be written off as one big fashion disaster, but I’m sick as a dog and frankly don’t care! Here’s a quick guideline, if the earrings are longer than your neck, they’re probably a bad idea. Doesn’t it hurt having an armored sash hanging from each earlobe?!? Just curious.
I suppose there are only a select few who will even get this reference, but what can I do? I know… I’ll crawl back into bed!