First, thank you to Ferris Beuller for the restore your pluck rhyme. More importantly, my thanks goes out to Daniel and all the readers who participated in the Year One Anniversary Contest. For a while there, it looked like some of you were going to give Daniel a run for his money, but his speed and the first-responder bonus points put him over the top! Congratulations, sir and enjoy your schwag!

Wahoo! Colorado representin’ Congrats and way to go on finding all those codes.
Indeed! The man dun Colorado good!
“Let’s work together in this webcomic war. You give up and just help me! Mwahahahahaha!“
Surrender?!? Never! I may have been the victim of a biological attack this week, but I shall rise stronger than ever before!
I am up against the kind of evil genius who’d set up such a convoluted puzzle for their contest? WAR 2010 is going to be so difficult, I am CERTAIN to lose! I’m sooooo weeeeaaaak!
(NOT! FWAHAHAHAha…ha…*cough*)
>>FACE SLAP<<
Stop talking like a minion! Rise up and revel in your strength so that your eventual downfall at my hands will be all the more glorious!