One redeeming factor of winter is that the big, bulky winter coats substantially reduce the times one is forced to endure this particular form of obnoxiousness. Spring is coming though (please God, let Spring be coming), so pull up your bloody pants before I start carrying around a gas can…
…and get off my lawn!
I like how you have subtly suggested the superiority of linux users over windows users. You are a master propagandist!
When I’m not running *too* far behind, I like to insert little details into the background or on shirts and stuff… extra fun for those who notice!