Dear Miss California,

The next time someone asks you if you support gay marriage, please be aware that there are really only two acceptable answers:

  • Yes, I support gay marriage -or-
  • No, I do not support gay marriage.

This is America, the land of free speech and freer ideals. You are entitled to believe whatever you believe, but when someone asks you a simple question, please don’t try and cloud the issue by twisting the lingo. I mean really, "opposite marriage"?!? That’s more of a cop out than saying all you want is world peace!