It’s amazing. I do not think I have ever been able to get a drink from the water cooler without replacing the bottle first. As near as I can tell, if I did not stop by the break room on at least a daily basis, everyone on the floor would die of thirst because nobody else has mastered the bottle-changing technology.
My God… what if I go on vacation?!?

Is it good manners to point out the sentence, “Let someone else will change the bottle.” is, ahem, grammatically incorrect?
I know what you mean. I’m fairly certain my kids think there are fairies floating around the house taking care of everything for them…
And changing a water cooler jug is just not something us mere mortal weaklings can do. The bad disc in my back would pop like a balloon…
I don’t know what you mean. I’m looking at the comic right now and it clearly says “Let someone else change the bottle.” Maybe it’s time for glasses, eh?
I kid… the pointing out of typos is a time-honored tradition and much appreciated around these parts.
Any other day, I’d take you to task about the water cooler jug comment, but seeing as I spent the day swallowing vicodin for what my back did to me this morning, I’ll let it pass this once…