This may be a Mars/Venus thing, but I just don’t get it. Sure men’s fashion may occasionally stray into the realm of douchery (pull up your bloody pants!), but it’s never designed to actually cripple the wearer. What is the deal with all these starlets who insist on wearing shoes that require them to have helpers to get to and from the stage?!?
I shouldn’t single out Ms. Dunham specifically, but it does seem she took the longest to get from point A to B and… SHE WAS WEARING A FULL-LENGTH GOWN!!!! What on God’s green earth is the point of that if people can’t even see the strange and marvelous torture devices that you have strapped to your feet.
Ugh… I just don’t get it.

Makes me wonder if she was wearing Japanese Getas or Italian Cioppines – either would make moving quickly a challenge, to say the least.
I couldn’t say because the gown was floor length, but it just seems a bit crazy to me…