I think it would be great to diet as a cartoon character… You simply screw up your gumption, buzz through a montage of scenes where you look longingly at other people enjoying steaks and cakes while nibbling on a sad, droopy carrot or a wilted salad with a sad, little melody playing in the background…

…but in no time, that sad melody begins to pick up a new, cheerful beat, and – SHAZAM – your skinny, and all the world loves you!

That would be nice…