I don’t always make it to the theater, but a John Cusack movie that I don’t want to see is a strange and unusual thing.  The last time that happened was Must Love Dogs.  However, when confronted with the constant barrage of advertising for Hot Tub Time Machine, the only thing that comes to mind is “What the heck and/or hades are you thinking, John?!?”

Now don’t get me wrong.  My youth was built on being in quirky movies, and I’m glad for it.  In my world, Loyd Dobler keeps the girl, Hoops never again has to give in to the cute and fuzzy bunnies and somewhere there is still a psychotic young paperboy trying to claim his two dollars…

… but Hot Tub Time Machine?  Really?  Maybe… just maybe, if you and Piven had ended your squabbling and he was there with you, I might consider it (because let’s face it — when you two are on screen together, plot doesn’t really matter because you guys are that entertaining), but… no.  Just no.