I know. It’s not fair. Strange thoughts pop into my head such as casting Elmer Fudd as Zeus, and you all have to suffer for it. What can I say? This is the cheapest form of therapy I know. Have an image stuck in my head? Make it a comic. Problem solved!
Actually, if they decided to remake The Life of Brian, Elmer would be perfect for Pontius Pilate. “Wewease Woderwick!” It would so work! Not sure who to cast as Brian though…

Once were bore witness to the great stinking turd that was SpaceJam, Warner Brothers meekly shuffled their classic characters back into a closet.
True enough… I’d be happy to see the Tiny Toons come out to play though… maybe they could do a remake of Dances with Wolves…
Maybe Porky Pig as Brian? I could see, especially earlier Porky Pig, getting a bit flustered at suddenly being declared the Messiah. And Daffy Duck would be that guy in the prison cell with Brian who thinks he’s getting off easy.
That may just be perfect! Alright, I think we have a movie to make…
And I have a movie to buy if you ever get this idea to market!
Well… Brittany does have that big tuition bill coming up… I’ll get right on it!