Maybe you two can also trade pine scented sanitary napkins…Yeah, Dave, you can keep your man card…in the same way all male lesbians have earned it… Holy fruit drinks batman, blueberry lemonade! WTF!… Next thing you’ll say you enjoy wassailing…AAAHHH, I can’t take it anymore, I’m going to watch pugilistic activities…
As long a you ain’t liking the Twilght, I’ll forgive you.
I believe we’ve covered the whole ‘Twilight’ issue in previous comics, so I’m good!
Hey, I like the idea of caffeine and other chemical themed doilies!
I knew someone would appreciate them! Have to bring a batch to the next con…
AND….you smoke meat. That’s got to rank you up there as Caveman Reformed level or something equally butch.
Wait – caffeine-themed doilies?? X D That you even know what a doily IS could jeopardize that man card, ya know…. ; D
Actually, caffeine-themed items – screen savers, T-shirts, mugs, natch….not a half-bad idea, squire. I say run with it!
I have a 13 pound brisket marinating that is hitting the smoker tomorrow… yummmm…
Using some sort of brine or rub for seasoning? Do tell, do tell!
a savory brine followed by a rub and probably garlic cloves in the fat cap…
I’ll be right over with a pan of lemon bars, extra napkins and Stilton Waldorf Salad.
Oh Sweet Jesus, please! Sounds great. Perhaps I should mix up some blueberry (vodka) lemonade…
Maybe you two can also trade pine scented sanitary napkins…Yeah, Dave, you can keep your man card…in the same way all male lesbians have earned it… Holy fruit drinks batman, blueberry lemonade! WTF!… Next thing you’ll say you enjoy wassailing…AAAHHH, I can’t take it anymore, I’m going to watch pugilistic activities…
Blueberry vodka in lemonade is very tasty. Beer tastes like piss. A real man will drink what he likes and not worry about what others think.
…appletini, anyone?