I want you to know that this comic was inspired by the bathrooms in the Saline Wings-Pizza-N-Things pub. A set of bathrooms where the paper is so rough, the local constabulary have designated it a special patrol area! Why not just provide us with belt sanders, for crying out loud! Faster and less loss of skin.
As per the book, Fifty Shades of Grey… uhm… no. Not gonna happen… life is too short for crap.
I’m just sayin’…
“Life is too short for crap.” Said after using the book title on a pack of toilet paper.
Well played, sir. Well played.
It does make me smile so when people pick up on the little things…
You know, dad, if you really wanted to read it, I think I have a PDF copy someone gave me of it.
I also did a dramatic reading of it with friends. But a lot of that is just me getting angry with how stupid it is.
I really, really, don’t want to read it…