On the off-chance that someone out there still hasn’t been subjected to the commercial, allow me to point you to the illuminating YouTube video. Quite possibly one of the most annoying commercials known to man!

As per our dear friends Paul Walker and Vin Diesel, I have not seen, now will I ever see, any of the Fast and Furious movies. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy a good action flick as much as the next guy, but car flicks?!? No thank you. I have better uses for my time. Then again, I probably watch a lot of crap you wouldn’t like, so if you’re a fan, don’t let me stop you…