Happy Mother’s Day to all the Mom’s out there! Especially to my wife and my own. I hope you all have someone do something nice for you today!
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Happy Mother’s Day to all the Mom’s out there! Especially to my wife and my own. I hope you all have someone do something nice for you today!
I got my mom a new battery for her ibook. Now she can play majong and bejewelled for hours and hours.
Never underestimate the power of Mahjong! I know when Laurie gets going she can be at it for hours!
Liana (age 5): “Happy Mudder’s Day, Mommy!”
Morgen (age 8) and me (age %#*%): “‘Mudder’?”
Liana: “Yeah, for Mommy!”
Me: “What is ‘Mudder’s Day’?”
Morgen: “That’s the day they celebrate in Jayne’s Town. When he dropped the money.”
Me: “Wh-huh?”
Liana: “Yeah, ’cause he gave all his money to his Mudders!”
Me: “Um…”
Morgen: “You know, where they made his statue.”
Me: “Who’s statue?”
Morgen: “Daaaad… Jayne’s statue! The one the mud people made for giving his money away!”
Me: “….. Oh! In Firefly?”
Morgen & Liana: “Yes!”
Liana (whispering to Morgen): “What’s Firefly?”
So, yes, happy Mudder’s Day to all!
You’re slipping! It took you too long to get the Firefly statue. Clearly an excellent parent, though, to be raising such an intelligent offspring!
I just asked Morgen where my hammer is (I need to pound down a few nails in the front porch I just tripped over)… she pointed at my hands and said “Those are not your hammer.”
… and from the other room, Liana yelled “The hammer is your penis!”
I almost wet myself laughing. 🙂