So, Soy Joy hasn’t gone quite this far in their commercials yet, but I’m sure it’s coming. This is, after all, the only logical direction for them. Don’t you think?

Clearly, Brittany wasn’t available to produce today’s sketch. It wasn’t her fault, though, as I’ve had a major case of writer’s block this week. Chalk it up to restless sleep, I suppose. In any case, the mind kept wandering back to those ridiculous Soy Joy commercials which are almost as bad as the $5 Subway commercials. It feels good to have gotten it out of my brain!